Three old men are discussing their sex lives.
The Italian says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes."
The Jewish man says, "Last week my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with chicken fat, we made love, and she screamed for six hours."
The others are stunned and ask, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
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