ok so this guy goes into an empty restroom goes up to the urinal and starts doin his thing. all of a sudden a leprechaun walks into the bathroom in full attire and says to the man, (irish accent)

"hello, young man, i am a leprechaun and a granter of wishes, would you like to be granted any wish you choose?" the man, suprised, readily agrees. the leprachaun then replies,
"well, before i can grant you your wish i must secure your hands and feet so that when you receive what you wish for you will be restrained and be able to better decide if that is what you really wish for. many times a man may rush upon gold or women and then realize their wish lies elsewhere." the man, ponders a beat and gives his consent realizing the wisdom of the leprechaun's words.

the leprechaun then proceeds to tie the man to the urinal. once completed and satisfied with the job, the leprechaun begins to undress himself revealing a rather large leprechaun penis. the man then says, "Uhhh, what are you doing, do I get my wish n..." the leprechaun hastily interrupts and asks, "sonny, how old are you?" the man replies, "um, 36." the leprechaun smiles and then snides, "aren't you a little old to be believin' in leprechauns?"